Writing
I know that I was born to be a writer.
Now I just need to convince everyone else.
This page is your jumping-off point for:
- A somewhat long-winded background on The Best Nuisance I Can Be, as well as written and spoken extracts (voiced by me!)
- The adventures of an idiot in marketing land, as I try to sell ”Nuisance’
- My occasional reflections on the art and craft of writing.
- My forthcoming projects, bearing in mind that ‘forthcoming’ extends between now and infinity.
Psst… wanna try my book?
Those choices again, but with pictures.
The Best Nuisance I Can Be
Inept Book Marketing
The Write Process
Writing Projects
Latest Writing Post
- I wroted a poem called ‘Soar’.
Behold my attempt at a poem, which I’ve called ‘Soar’. For increased irritation factor, it’s written in that all-down-the-page fashion, with random line breaks. As if that wasn’t enough, there’s no capitalisation.
All Writing Posts
I wroted a poem called ‘Soar’.
Behold my attempt at a poem, which I’ve called ‘Soar’. For increased irritation factor, it’s…
Should amateur authors listen to writing experts? Not necessarily.
What sort of amateur would even question pro advice? Maybe it should be you.
The stupid writing habit I’m trying to kick.
Do do you have a stupid, stupid, stupid habit that sabotages your writing. I do,…
Best Nuisance 3: Phil discovers empathy, but he’s still awful (audio).
In which the author, reading his own work, sounds like a pervert.
From greeting cards doodles to 620-page novel
A story of how writing inspiration not only can strike when you least expect it,…
Bollocks to Fay Weldon, I’m writing it anyway.
The only literary superstar I’ve ever encountered was the late, great Fay Weldon. It didn’t…
Other Stuff
Book Reviews
Inept Book Marketing
Nonsense
That’s it. It’s the end of page. Nothing more to see here, except the footer, and nobody’s interested in that.