Writing
I know that I was born to be a writer.
Now I just need to convince everyone else.
This page is your jumping-off point for:
- A somewhat long-winded background on The Best Nuisance I Can Be, as well as written and spoken extracts (voiced by me!)
- The adventures of an idiot in marketing land, as I try to sell ”Nuisance’
- My occasional reflections on the art and craft of writing.
- My forthcoming projects, bearing in mind that ‘forthcoming’ extends between now and infinity.
Psst… wanna try my book?

Those choices again, but with pictures.
The Best Nuisance I Can Be
Inept Book Marketing
The Write Process
Writing Projects
Latest Writing Post
- I wroted a poem called ‘Soar’.Behold my attempt at a poem, which I’ve called ‘Soar’. For increased irritation factor, it’s written in that all-down-the-page fashion, with random line breaks. As if that wasn’t enough, there’s no capitalisation.
All Writing Posts
Best Nuisance 2: The Horror of Uncle Vic and Aunty Irene (audio)
Reading your own work is harder than you think, and I sound a right prick.
Best Nuisance 1: Jonathon is a gift from God (audio)
My very first attempt at reading my own work. All I can say is I…
Other Stuff
Book Reviews
Inept Book Marketing
Nonsense
That’s it. It’s the end of page. Nothing more to see here, except the footer, and nobody’s interested in that.